What are your worst habits?
Louis: I have smelly feet.
Niall: I have a smelly bottom.
Louis: He does lots of trumps.
Zayn: What's mine?
Louis: Being late. What's Liam's?
Zayn: Not partying enough. What's Harry's?
Louis: That if he's talking to a girl, basically you have no chance of getting in on the conversation. It's like he's in his own little world.
Liam: Harry has lots of secret celebrity phone numbers and we find out about them later. We'll see something in the paper and be like, "What's going on here?" And he'll be like, "Oh, it's Gary from Take That or whoever, don't worry about it." He's the biggest celeb flirt in the world.
He certainly does have a way with the ladies, doesn't he.......
Zayn: He's just charming.
Liam: He's a cheeky little lad, isn't he? Well, he's not really that little, but you know what I mean.
Someone wanna give me advice. On my life. Cause it sucks.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 
(Source: tridant, via niallinmyfridge)